hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

Fandom on Kankri: Parody of social justice bloggers.
Fandom on Rufioh: Parody of Dante Basco.
Fandom on Mituna: Parody of 4chan users.
Fandom on Meulin: Parody of fandom bloggers.
Fandom on Porrim: Parody of feminist bloggers.
Fandom on Latula: Parody of girl gamers.
Fandom on Cronus: OMG GNEUINE HUMANKIN POOR TRAGIC BABY IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD GROWOING UP A TROLL WHEN ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS HAVE PEACH SKIN AND CUT OFF YOUR HORNS YOU POOR SWEETHEART THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WAFUL!!!!!!!! GENUINE!!!!!!!! GEEENUUUIINNEE!!!!

bennyslegs:

unfollowing someone who you thought was cool but turned out to be a massive cunt over time

If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and this is her second regeneration, why can’t the Doctor concentrate on becoming a ginger?

10-roses:

sursonica:

inflammatorystatements:

Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.

Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning they could see all of the time at the same time). So I doubt they will ever make him ginger.

teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

and, of course, from henry v

ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or